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Orang sok puitis = biasa nulis distatusnya “ senyum yang terukir diwajahmu adalah cerminan kelembutan hatimu”

Orang Sok Sibuk = biasa nulis distatusnya “06.00 siap2 brgkt….07.00 packing barang 07.30 ngampus…duhhh hari ini jadwal padat banget, jln ma pacar…kesalon…kepasar…..masak…nyebokin ad’….hufff”

Orang sok Jaim = biasa nulis distatusnya “ males ahh...mending #SKA @kaskus aja ”

Orang iseng = biasa nulis distatusnya “ atap gw kok basah yaa kalo ujan, mata gw kluar aer kalo nangis”

Orang sok pamer = biasa nulis distatusnya “ cihhuyyy abis mamz diresto ma ce/co cakep ~_~ “

Orang ge er = biasa nulis distatusnya “ aku tau kamu sedang mikirin aku….”

Orang Sombong = biasa nulis distatusnya “ gw ga butuh lo…..idup gw hepii hepii aja kok tanpa kamyuuuu”

Orang sok Jomblo = biasa nulis distatusnya “ No Women No Cry…..show must go on”

Orang demosntran = biasa nulis distatusnya “ tunduk tertindas atau bangkit melawan??? Mari berjuang kawan…!!! “

Orang Bego = biasa nulis distatusnya “ Apa yg anda pikirkan??” Atau “mau nulis apa yahh?”

Orang autis = biasa nulis distatusnya “ ……………………………………..”

Orang lebay = biasa nulis distatusnya “ sejam serasa setahun tanpa dirimu disisiku……”

Orang jablay = biasa nulis distatusnya “ malam ini kusendiri…kuhanya berpeluk guling….kapan pulang mas??? Kangen neeh”

Orang pesimis = biasa nulis distatusnya “ putus cinta...pengen mati aja”

Orang Optimis = biasa nulis distatusnya “ semangatku takkan surut walau karang rintangan menghadang”

Orang dilematis = biasa nulis distatusnya “ kan ada hati yg terluka jika kuharus jujur”

Orang matre = biasa nulis distatusnya “ duhhh dompet mulai menipis….. ada ga yahhh orang baek yg mo ngisi??? “

Orang Narzis = biasa nulis distatusnya " keren ga?? (sambil menambahkan tautan photo baru na ....)"

Orang Alay = biasa nulis distatusnya " editin foto ane donk gan....ntar ane cendolin"

orang junker potentially=biasa nulis distatusnya " mampir gan...ijin nyimak"

Orang gaptek = ga biasa nulis status

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Blogger Luar Angkasa

Blogger Luar Angkasa (Blogger Pertama yang posting tulisan dari luar angkasa)


udah pada tau ga blogger yang memposting blognya langsung dari angkasa luar (wooww)

ini dia orangnya teman teman:

Maksim Viktorovich Surayev
(Russian: Максим Викторович Сураев) Lahir 24 Mei 1972, di Chelyabinsk, Russia.

Blog online astronot Maksim Surayev adalah kejadian luar angkasa internasional. Untuk pertama kalinya dalam sejarah, kosmonot Rusia akan posting berita dan cerita menarik yang berbeda dengan banyak foto langsung dari luar angkasa.


ini tulisannya gan yang diposting dari luar angkasa September 30, 2009

It turned out, that cosmos smells. And it smells not in different ways for every person. It smells the same for all of us. Maksim and his colleagues decided that the smell of space reminds somehow of… If you had ever stroke two granite stones against each other, then you know how it smells.

One more interesting theme on the station is cuisine. They’re receiving canned food from the Earth all the time. But there is a question came up. The cosmonauts received two cans, first says “Chicken with eggs” and the second states “Omelet with chicken”. What’s the difference? Also there is a lot of confusion because of translation things. Once the American counterpart of the station received can which was saying in Russian “Cashew sins” instead of Cashew nuts.

Three weeks ago the inhabitants of the station received a message from the Earth that a piece of space junk drawing near them very steadily. They were given the orders to pack their things up and to move to the Russian “Soyuz” spaceship (if junk would run into their ship, they would have been forced to leave the station on a Russian spaceship and go back to the Earth). But then some hours passed and they received messages both from Russia and the USA that everything’s is alright and the junk overpassed them.

In addition to all of it, the astronauts spend 2-3 hours a day taking different exercises. They say that it is very fast to rest from anything in space. Your muscles need just a few minutes of floating under zero gravity to relax completely. And everyone has a thing of his own to do except of work. Some people grow lettuce and wheat to cut the shortage of vitamins, some writing poems and some writing diaries to let all curious people like you know how it is like in outer space.

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